Natalia Poklonskaya finds out she’s popular in the internet…
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Was ip banned from 9gag for shitpost-trolling
I got bored one day and said: Eh fuck it why not.
Fanworks, recipes, porn.
Can we please acknowledge that there’s no reason Pearl should ONLY be attracted to chicks with pink hair? Can we please acknowledge that it’s super weird for her to suddenly have a crush on a human. Just because of her hair.
Furthermore, can we talk about how Pearlnet is not based around “Pearl thinks Garnet is hawt” but rather “Pearl and Garnet have been working and battling and living together for thousands of years now and have developed a strong emotional connection”? Like, you can view it as platonic if you want! That’s totally fine! You do not have to ship them romantically. But I can’t imagine how you could deny how incredibly close they are, how strongly interwoven their lives (and personalities) are.
Maybe I’m just bitter about the “this girl I literally only saw in the same room as me and have not yet spoken to has pink hair and reminds me of Rose so I’m utterly enthralled and gotta meet her” thing. It just seems so much more logical to me (especially in Pearl terms) to say “I want to be with this Gem who knows me so well, the one who’s been around for so long, the one I pretty much grew up with,” than to decide, “hey that human has pink hair and that is enough to evoke my interest despite my often-demonstrated difficulty connecting with humans and humanity.”
Don’t get me wrong, please. I am all for Pearl growing as a person. I am for her gaining a better understanding of humans. It does seem very odd to me that after all this time, she’d finally start making progress on that front just because of this one incident. But SU does like its “you were the extra special one I was waiting for” logic at times. I guess I’m just trying to explain why I feel “pink wig, thick ass, give ‘em whiplash” is not a sufficient basis for a romantic relationship.
While I agree, seeing Pearl dork out over a thick rocker is relatable as fuck. Lol Besides Mystery girl’s hair is only dyed pink. Once it’s out Pearl will just like the girl. Pearlnet will always be life but I think, if we were speaking realistically, Pearl should explore other options and learn about herself and others and how to deal with an actual relationship before committing to Garnet, Mystery girl, Amethyst, Peridot, Lapis, Greg, or an other person in a long term position.
While Pearl is beginning to move on, I still don’t think she’s ready for that. But I’m glad she trying and I’m glad she’s happy.
Anonymous asked:
I remember reading a SJW saying that liking anime is pedophilia because all modern anime draw characters as super young and my brain melted. One Punch Man? Death Parade? Gangsta? Monster Musume? Kabaneri? Have ANY people on tumblr actually watched modern anime?!? I mean yeah the trend exists but it's not an absolute rule.
lethal-cuddles answered:
Plus liking anime doesn’t necessarily mean you like ALL anime.
You could just be really into a specific series from the fucking 90s or something.
- anime woman: *has a baby*
- anime doctor: *checks the baby's hairstyle* i'm sorry ma'am......he's a main character
- anime woman: *sob* no.....i'm too young to die........
- anime doctor: i'm sorry....you know the rules...... *takes out a gun*
yoru899 asked:
Is it possible to make Crystal Pepsi a religion
theycallhimcake answered:
where do I sign up as head priest
I think the cinema snob gets that position, Pepsi gave him a lot of free soda as thanks for his work to bring back crystal Pepsi
Crystal Pepsi fuckin sucks.
If any soda deserves a religion it’s Baja Blast.
What the fuck did you just say? Crystal Pepsi as well as being the only drinkable Pepsi, is the fucking liquid from the holy grail you shit eating heathen
It tastes like plain old fucking sparkling water.
It’s utter shite ya cunt.
This escalated rather quickly.
if i wasn’t ugly i wouldn’t be using an anime icon
You’re too pretty for this world so you hide it behind the mask of anime because at least anime isn’t going to blind someone.
I don’t know whats the point of bringing up the anime scene when sakura question if sasuke cares as a negative thing when in the next chapters it shows he does care .
its doesn’t “sums it up”. unless you are an anime only watcher and don’t know whats coming up next
*in the manga she question it not say he doesn’t ,I am not sure if the anime ver is different or not.
Okay I know it’s 6am but this has been bugging me for MONTHS. I’ll try to keep it short.
Why the fuck is it considered cool/progressive to openly tell Japanese people they would be better if they were black?
Y'all fuckers will take a screen cap from an anime, drop it into MSPaint, and then start DUMPING African and Middle-Eastern skin tones all over these Japanese characters. They were already “‘poc”, but I guess for some reason only black people exist???
“But Rian, this is my headcanon! In my interpretation these characters are—”
No, fuck you. You took that screen cap from the official anime, the skin tone you “corrected” is, 999 times out of 1,000, their true cannon fucking skin tone and the only one sanctioned by their creator. A headcanon cannot directly, objectively, blatantly go against canon. That would be an AU. And an AU where you go “all these Japanese characters are black now because I like it better” sounds JUST as fucking shitty.
If someone took black characters and gave them lighter skin tones, you same little assholes would be sending death threats left and right. Erasing an entire race and culture and attempting to take over a fucking cartoon isn’t okay just because you do it in a “progressive” fashion. It’s gross and tacky. If you want more black characters, make your own fucking characters. Stop acting like you aren’t being racist here.
^fucking this
I’m sorry about reminding you all that I’m actually really into anime. I try to keep it under control.
No need to be ashamed of it. Nothing wrong with liking anime, no matter what assholes might say/think.
Tumblr has such an abject hatred of anime tiddy they snubbed an anime about a lesbian dragon just because her human form had big boobs.
Their disgust with tiddy trumped their love of lesbians. That’s a lot of boobyphobia.
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